Monday, June 29, 2009

I know things are bad But....WOW

Michigan has had the shit kicked out of us in the past 10 months or longer..but nationally known about 10 months so I can totally see THIS happening. It is that bad here even Reuters has an article today about Pontiac (the city) struggling. My brother worked in that plant and my husband drives a truck made from that plant. So this sucks..I know, we are all dealing with this shit... but go smoke one or something... because trust me your wife/husband is not going to be convinced that this is "saving your Marriage" nor will it be "cheaper than divorce" LOL cuz you'll be paying for both!

I love hearing how it's "helping" their marriage and how he ain't gettin none...yadda, yadda...What ever makes you feel better, Dude..you are still cheating and you will still eventually get caught or end up w/ a disease or for the women in this article...murderd...take your pick. The excuses are great in this article though like this time, using this site, it is now Okay to cheat...LOVE IT!!!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Domestically Disabled..oh today is Shane's 7th Birthday

Yeah I'll do anything for my kids apparently..LOL. Lets get things straight here...I don't cook (well), I don't bake (ever), I have made only one set of cupcakes (ever) and below is my first cake (EVER). I am completely domesically disabled and I am okay with this. My husband may not be but tough shit he married me like this. I mean everything too...I can keep the house clean but not organized. I frigging HATE dishes..the kitchen pretty much is the worst place in the house in my opinion. I hate laundry..I'll wash it, fine but I have a basket full of socks (go pick out two that match) and the rest of the laundry is right now on my livingroom chair. Yeah I know this sounds bad and I do eventually get to folding and putting it all away (at least the kids) ours ends up on the stairs or next to our closets LOL. I don't even make Beds...WHY when your just gonna climb back in the damn thing..A waste of time I could be doing other things..like serching for my Smutty Twilight FanFic!! Priorities PEOPLE!!
In my house I fix things or put things together (except the car, boiler, garbage disposal..to many horror movies there... or the lawn mower) while my husband cooks and does the dishes. So when my middle son, Shane says he wants a cake that looks like Zach Wylde's guitar ---> of course I said sure I could make that happen for him. Now in my mind I was going to have some one else make this cake..really anyone beside me would do for this job. I know a few people who make really awesome cakes, Well this weekend came and I realized I did not have someone to do this by TODAY! So here I am this morning covered w/ white and chocolate frosting trying to make this thing...could you imagine if I did not have a guitar pan *giggles* it would not have happened period! So this is what I got. I am just happy it seems to be eatable :O)
So Happy 7th Birthday to my Son Shane...which BTW I should be given a gift for since I was the one doing the work 7 years ago..instead my little ungrateful child gets a new guitar...See where I rate here!!! Sucker that I am though is very happy that he will be happy today!