Basically if you drink whiskey you can avoid Swine flu... So all this worry over the kids going back to school has now been solved.
School Shopping supplies as follows...
Notebook
Pencils
Crayons
one shot bottle of Jack
Backpack
Glue
GermX
Calculator
and whatever else your teacher may ask for...
Plus the kids come home and want to pass out. Just have to watch out for those nasty headaches in the morning. Nothing the next shot of Jack can't fix..right?
Once again Alcohol solves the problem!
