spring break :/

I am currently watching my boys play Guitar Hero in their underwear...and my girl, well i think may have changed her clothes about 6 times in the hour and a half she has been awake. I have come to the conclusion that spring break is the governments way to create lazy, video game playing, never moving out of moms bacement, usless droid males of america and little diva, princess, snobby, selfish, thinks world owes her something bitches oof america. I mean come on if you dont have the luxury to go on vacation (which would be us) then you are sitting home trying to come up with something to enertain your spawn till Monday. To top it all off, I live in Michigan and spring is really late here. Now to make sure i dont end up raising the above mentioned adults I will be enforcing lots of chores and bribing them with cloths and video games beacuse what is worse than these said adults...yes that is right moms who hurt their children and i will not be one of thoes moms ;)